In high school, there was a stupid bitch who hung around with my group of friends. Once, at a New Years party at her house, I gave some guy a handjob on her bed. I made sure he came all over her pillow. I’m not sorry.

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The guy that came up with that idea is a genious. It’s better than AA meetings.

Post originally posted on 07 Oct 2003 23:52