UEFA finally found out that there are millions of people speaking portuguese.

A friend of mine started this weird bet. Here’s the deal, he will try not to…. how do I say this without sounding gay, eh what the heck, “spank the monkey” (or any other sexual contact) for as long possible. You can bet at most 3 dates. My bet was 3 days from today, he will fail his mission and fall in the hands of…………… himself! Yew… (why did you share this you ask… it sounded funny 3 minutes ago), I’ve been told this is kind of a “40 days, 40 nights” thing. Didn’t that movie suck?

Post originally posted on 03 18.0 10:51